Once there was an old, empty arcade. It was set up around where I lived, and I felt like playing some games, so I headed there to check it out, but there was only one game machine. I played it. The game was a pretty standard stupid arcade platformer, but when I died, the flashing text read "Prease inselt one coin to containyou." I assumed it was just a really bad translation and put in a quarter.
But that's enough talking for now. Could someone please get me out of this arcade machine? Hey, what are you doing? Don't you dare touch that joystick!